Dracula Needs Bicycles

(Header image from this 1897 Scientific American story.)

Okay, I’ve been thinking about this, and you know what Dracula needs more of? BICYCLES.

The 1880s-1890s brought us the bicycle as we know it – double-triangle frame, inflatable tires, rear freewheel, etc. Bikes were increasingly comfortable, convenient, and easy to use – notably, for women as much as men. Even women’s fashion adapted – even if you weren’t one for the controversial “bloomers”, you could get skirts made with extra folds in the back for comfortable pedalling. There was even a bit of a bicycle bubble as manufacturers rushed to cash in on the craze (and then when the economy took a downturn many went broke, had to merge with other businesses, etc.).

1896-97 (when Dracula was published) was the height of the 1890s bicycle craze. Bikes were dirt cheap and everywhere. (I’m imagining them scattered around like those rentable scooters.)

In this part of the novel, when the gang are navigating London trying to find where Dracula’s stashed all his dirt boxes, at least some of them should be bicycling. The very sporty Arthur, at least, should be able to ride a bike (and he probably owns some fancy expensive ones). Part of the plot should hinge on Dracula needing to quickly get somewhere during the day (when he can’t transform into a bat, etc.) but he has to take a cab and there’s traffic but a couple of the gang are on bicycles and can quickly detour and make it to a place before Dracula does. Or he thinks he’ll get away free and clear but they biked so they show up way sooner than he expected. Or he’s trying to pursue them by day but he doesn’t know how to ride a bike because why would he.

I think bicycles would really be a great addition to Dracula‘s famous juxtaposition of modern technology and myths from time immemorial, and help make the setting feel distinctly 1890s.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

(Originally posted Oct. 2, 2025.)

Running GoToSocial on NSFN

My current web host is NearlyFreeSpeech.net, which seems to be rather unique as far as hosting companies go. It’s a decidedly do-it-yourself experience1 with pay-what-you-use pricing. And while it is not true VPS hosting, you can do VPS-like things with it via daemons. As far as I know, no one has yet tried running the lightweight fediverse platform GoToSocial on it, and I am pleased to report it is entirely possible. Here’s what I did. Continue reading Running GoToSocial on NSFN

Arachnid summer/fall highlights

Back in May I recapped the arachnid highlights of the year to date. Since then I’ve found some species I had no idea occurred here, and seen some things in real life that I’d only ever read about! Here’s my personal top 10 arachnid observations from the rest of 2024.

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How To Take Good Up-Close Phone Photos of Bugs

So, I love identifying bugs1 for people online. It’s like solving tiny little mysteries. But often it’s hard for people to get a photo of the bug to begin with, because it’s just so small or fast-moving and all they have is a phone. This post isn’t about getting into phone macro photography; this is a quick guide for taking a basic photo that’s good enough for ID. Continue reading How To Take Good Up-Close Phone Photos of Bugs

I Can Put My Leg Back On You Can’t: How Spiders Regrow Limbs

The reference, for those of you lucky enough not to recognize it.

Recently I found a tiny four-legged running crab spider (family Philodromidae) in Trinity-Bellwoods and brought it home to keep temporarily until it grew its legs back. It was so small that I could keep it in a 45 mL plastic cup with a tiny chip of bark. I fed it sugar syrup on the end of a Q-tip, and then (as it was too small and terrified for the flightless fruit flies I raise for Sabella, my pet black widow) I made it a (disgusting) fruit fly-and-syrup mush to drink. It soon molted and grew back three legs, and was then big enough to catch fruit flies. I think it grew back the last leg its next molt, but perhaps dropped it again when it nearly escaped one night as I tried to feed it—a sign, to me, that it was time to release it. I made sure it ate again, then set it free at the spot in the park that I found it. It immediately caught a small green plant bug and raced off, lightning-fast and good as new.

I chronicled the whole thing on Mastodon, and received many replies from people who had no idea spiders could regrow legs! So here is a proper post about the phenomenon. Continue reading I Can Put My Leg Back On You Can’t: How Spiders Regrow Limbs

Recent arachnid lifers & rarities

It recently occurred to me that I first got into spiders around 2013 or 2014, which means that, unbelievably, I have been spidering for ten years. I mostly go to the same sites and recognize most of the spiders and mites I see, so I have gotten more interested in observing their behaviour rather than trying to identify them. But every now and then I do come across some that are totally new to me, or ones that I only see rarely. Here’s some of the “lifers” and rarities I’ve come across this year so far, with links to the corresponding iNaturalist observations.

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