Mean Councillors

Mean Council

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This is going to be your guide to City Council. Where you sit at Council is crucial, because you’ve got everybody there.

The freshmen,

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Ana Bailao
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Sarah Doucette
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Jaye Robinson
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Josh Colle
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Mary Fragedakis
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Mary Margaret McMahon
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Michelle Berardinetti
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Vince Crisanti

the transfer students,

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Peter Leon
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Ceta Ramkhalawansingh

Jewish nerds,

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Josh Matlow
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David Shiner
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James Pasternak

Asian nerds,

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Chin Lee
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Denzil Minnan-Wong

cool Asians,

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Kristyn Wong-Tam
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Raymond Cho

debate club,

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Michael Thompson
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Norm Kelly
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John Parker

preppies,

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Janet Davis
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Shelley Carroll
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Pam McConnell

burnouts,

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Cesar Palacio
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Mike Del Grande
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Ron Moeser

desperate wannabes,

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Paul Ainslie
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Karen Stintz
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Glenn de Baeremaeker
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Anthony Perruzza

band geeks,

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Mike Layton, Maria Augimeri, Paula Fletcher
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Gary Crawford (drummer)

the greatest people you will ever meet…

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…and the worst.

The Fords are Toronto royalty. If City Hall were US Weekly, they would always be on the cover.

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That one there, that’s Rob Ford. He is one of the dumbest politicians you’ll ever meet. He got filmed smoking crack and making bigoted remarks…twice.

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The yelling one? That’s his brother Doug. They’re totally rich because their dad patented shampoo labels. Doug Ford knows everybody’s business. He knows everything about everyone…well, at least he thinks he does.

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And evil takes a human form in Giorgio Mammoliti. Don’t be fooled, because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, attention-whore sleaze-bag. But in reality, he is so much more than that. Giorgio Mammoliti…How do I even begin to explain Giorgio Mammoliti?

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“Once he took off his shirt in a scrum to protest the nude beach at Hanlan’s Point.”
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“Once he tabled a motion to pay for a tax freeze by building a giant casino boat.”
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“…and Rob Ford voted for it!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“I hear his thumb’s insured for $10,000.”
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“I hear he can smell Communists…”
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“…on his Facebook page.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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“One time, he threatened to kick me in the nuts and in the face at the same time. It was awesome.”

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